andrysb24:

when we went to see Jurassic Park in 3-D my sister leaned over to me and whispered, “the raptor bride is coming up”

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mechacop:

whoa ash too soon

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wesleyschultzs:

dontyouever-giveup:

unshaking:

I challenge Taylor Swift to write/sing a song that’s not about her sad love life. 

the best day. change. the lucky one. ronan. safe and sound. mean. never grow up. innocent. long live. a place in this world. tied together with a smile. the outside. i’m only me when i’m with you. lucky you. brought up that way. superstar. 22. starlight. 

oh

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity

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infauna:

please,
refrain from making your sentences
look as though they’re poetry.
all they are
is illogically spaced sentences
that make you look
like a huge
wanker

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benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

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